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HeySo walking students to assembly, girl next to me starts trotting like a horse... "come on sir, be a horse with me" she asks in an almost commanding way
To her friends surprise i oblige her. This makes her happy.
On the way back to class she tries it again...
"Oh no" i state, "not untill you get coconuts so we can have sound effects as well." (Monty Python-esk)
"Oh come on Mr Horsey" she demands.
"No. Not until we have coconut... and it's not Mr Horsey - no - we will use proper My Little Pony names."
To which she could not understand that i would only accept an original name, not adopt a name of a pre-existing MLP.
Thank you to the following for featuring my work lately... Can I just say how much I do appreciate it
Oh dear watchers...
Journal EntryHey Watchers,
Firstly thanks for the well wishes after my car crash
My daughter and I are recovering well.
I had some time off with the injuries but not much chance of getting a lot of art done. But we'll see, hopefully get a couple of photo ideas done.
Thanks to :iconMighty-turtle-1: for the feature
Accidental SuicideI sit in my corner, screw in hand, listening to the sound of my ripping flesh. I should scream and run away, but instead I sit and watch as I do it again, and again, and again. I just watch as the blood flows down my hand and starts to drip on the carpet. I should clean that up now, while it's fresh, but I'm too depressed. Cutting is like a drug, every time I cut I need more, and then more, and then more, until I'm chopping half my arm off just to distract myself from the real pain. Now it feels like my arm is on fire, and I can't stop it. But then again, I'm not sure I want to. The fire feels good, like a phoenix's sleeping on my arm. Yes, I like it, but it's too bad. Now my arms just gone numb. I can't feel it at all. I guess that's a good thing, the phoenix was growing a little too bright, but now I can't fell the rest of me. I start to panic as I realize that the pool of blood has gotten too big, to the point that it's soaked through my hoodie and jeans until they are both dyed red
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